1. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

2.What is the poorest bank in the world?

3.What month do soldiers hate?

4.What clothing is always sad?

5.Why is an empty purse always the same?

6.What has four wheels and flies?

7. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?

8. Why shouldn’t you lose your temper?

9. What kind of running means walking?

10. What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator?

11.What can’t be used unless broken?

12. What makes opening a piano so hard?

13.What two words contain thousands of letters?

14.What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?

15.What has nothing but a head and a tail?

16.Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?

17.What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?

18.How do we know the ocean is friendly?

19.Why should we never ask balloons for advice?

20. What has three hands but only one face?

21.Which can move faster, heat of cold?

22. What weather do mice and rats fear?

23.Who always drives his customers away?

24. Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?

25. Why did the banker keep looking up at the sky?

26.What is the longest word in the English language?

27. Why is the letter E so important?

28.Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?

29. What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?

30. What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?

31.Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?

32. Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?

33. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?

34. What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don’t?

35. What is higher without a head than with a head?

36. When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

37. Where can you always find money?

38.”Railroad crossing, look out for the cars.” Can you spell it without any R’s?

39.Why do fish live in water?

40.What kind of party do prisoners like?

41.Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?

42.What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?

43.Why are grandpa’s false teeth like stars?

44.What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?