搞笑电脑问题大全：能帮我按字母顺序重组键盘吗？

帮用户解决电脑问题是电脑技术支持的主要职责，但有时用户提的问题甚至把IT精英们都给难倒了。比如：“为什么我的无线鼠标没连在电脑上？”再如：“能帮我按字母顺序重组键盘吗？”还有人会问：“在哪能下载追踪UFO的软件？”

Some 1,400 chief information officers from companies across the United States came up with the most odd questions their help desks* or technical support teams had ever received.

Computer help desks are used to solving difficult problems but sometimes some questions leave even the best of them stumped*.

Such as: "Why isn't my wireless mouse* connected to the computer?"

Or: "Can you reset the Internet for me?"

Then there was the questioner who asked: "Where can I get software to track UFOs?"

Robert Half Technology, a provider of information technology professionals based in California, asked 1,400 chief information officers from companies across the United States to come up with the funniest questions their technical support teams had ever received. Among the more unusual were:

-- "My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the 'any' key?"

-- "Can you rearrange the keyboard* alphabetically*?"

-- "Can you tell me the weather forecast for next year?"

-- "Can you install cable TV on my PC?"

Then there was the computer user who confused the CD-ROM drive with a drink holder and asked: "How do I get my computer's coffee-cup holder to come out again?"

Katherine Spencer Lee, executive director of Robert Half Technology, said such questions were a test of the skills of the technical support teams.

"These unusual requests highlight the need for technical support personnel who have to show patience and a sense of humor," she said.

(SD-Agencies)

Help

help desk 技术支持

stumped adj. 被难倒的

wireless mouse 无线鼠标

keyboard n. 键盘

alphabetically adv. 按字母顺序地